Let’s be real, I have curves, a high sex drive, and a taste for adventure. I’ve tested more sex swings than anyone in the world- honestly, and I know exactly what will make your BBW, your curvy queen, or any woman with a few extra pounds feel like a goddess (and keep her begging for more).
If you’re serious about giving her pleasure without the pinching, squeezing, and “never again” regrets that so many overweight or plus size women face with cheap swings, here’s what you need to know:
1️⃣ The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
I’ve hung in a lot of swings, and the Screamer Dual Hook is the one that feels like it was made for plus size bodies and women with curves. The dual hooks let you space it out so her hips aren’t crammed, and the wide straps won’t dig in or cut into her thighs when things get heated.
It comes with handles (trust me, she’ll want these when she starts to lose control), and the included headrest is a lifesaver for BBWs who want to relax and focus on the pleasure instead of holding their head up while you’re putting in work.
✅ Premium comfort for plus size and BBW bodies.
✅ Wide straps, dual hook, headrest included.
✅ My top pick for making her crave round two.
2️⃣ The Wild Side Sex Swing
The Wild Side Dual Hook is the budget-friendly choice for plus size fun. It still has the dual hook system to give your curvy lover room, but the straps are a bit narrower. Even so, it’s miles ahead of those single-bar swings that feel like a belt digging into her hips.
If you’re swing-curious and testing the waters for your BBW partner, this is your move.
✅ Affordable without sacrificing comfort.
✅ Dual hook system for a wider seat for those voluptuous hips and curves.
✅ Great for plus size first-timers.
3️⃣ A Leather Sex Sling
If you want to make your plus size partner feel like a spoiled goddess, a quality leather sex sling is the move. It cradles her curves, her thighs, and her back, letting her relax during longer sessions and enjoy deep angles without worrying about balance.
Leather slings are especially great for overweight lovers who want full-body support, or for those ready to explore bondage in comfort and style.
✅ Perfect for longer, deeper play.
✅ Fully supports curves and BBW bodies.
✅ Ideal for bondage and letting go.
Next-Level Pleasure: The Womanizer
Here’s a secret every man should know: women, especially BBWs and plus size lovers, take longer to build to climax, while you might get there too fast. Enter the Womanizer– her gateway to the cherry on top orgasm.
This next-level toy helps her climb toward that peak while you catch your breath so you can last longer and come back strong. Use it in the swing, sling, or during foreplay, and watch her body melt and beg for more. My advice, start off slow, that womanizer can pack a huge intense orgasm, but very quickly if not managed.
✅ Helps her build to intense orgasms.
✅ Lets you rest and stay in control.
✅ Makes your bedroom an unforgettable experience.
I Don't F*CK Around With Safety– It’s Mandatory
Look, I’m not just the fun swing lady. I’m the woman who’s tested the safety of more setups for sex swings than most guys have orgasms. And I take it very seriously. Why? Because I’ve seen what happens when people don’t and I am a paranoid b!tch!
I’ve watched grown-ass men anchor a swing to drywall like they’re hanging a picture frame, then look shocked when it rips out mid-thrust and dumps them both like a sitcom blooper reel. That’s not a fantasy I am after. That’s a femur fracture.
I’m paranoid by nature. I assume every strap is fraying, every bolt is loose, and every ceiling beam is secretly plotting my demise- maybe that is dramatic, but it is true. I test every rig myself. Alone. Sober. No sexy music. Because if it can’t handle my full curvy weight while I’m stone-cold focused on swing safety, it sure as hell can’t handle an exstended ride with lube, heels, and a human missile of desire hanging from it.
You think that’s overkill? Great. Be cute. But don’t call me when your drywall caves in and your queen ends up with a sprained tailbone.
This isn’t a kink. It’s a skill. And skills come with responsibility. You want to lift a plus-size woman into midair and give her the porn star moment she deserves? Good. Then respect the gear, reinforce the beams, and test that setup like your sex life depends on it. Because it does.
My advice? If you’re not 110% confident in the install, get a pro. Not a guy off Craigslist or Martketplace. A real pro. Because if she’s trusting you to lift her off the floor, you’d better make damn sure she doesn’t hit it. You're responsible to give her the kind of night she’ll remember- and beg you to repeat.
Stay safe, stay sexy, and keep swinging.
– Madam Ang
MadamAng.com