Month: April 2026

I’m a professional sex swing tester. Yes, that’s a real job. Yes, my husband is devastated by how hard he has to work. Everyone loves sex. Everyone wants more sex. Most people spend a lot of time wishing they were having better sex, or sex at all. And then there’s me. My job is to … Read more

So why haven’t you said it? I got a call once from a woman whose husband had just set up a sex swing in their bedroom as a surprise. She’d come home from work, walked into the room, and there it was. Hung from the ceiling. Ready to go. She wasn’t calling to complain. She … Read more